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Nail Demotivational Poster

UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..

TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm
nice. 5l's

OH OH OH - the humanity

TAGS: breaking a nail
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:01 pm
Some men (who are pussies) act like a woman
cheesefrog - June 27, 2012, 1:21 pm
5l buddies girlfriend cries when she has to trim her nails. buddie got toe crushed by car and the nail went into the sole of his foot
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2012, 1:01 am
Just imagine if they lost an entire finger.
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 11:54 am
Yeah. But as Steve, my Lady is low maintenance. Hell, she still gnaws them off while riding shotgun during Wrangler stump jumping escapades. Then there’s her big haired, plunging necklined sister from Texas. I’d cry if she broke one’a them $1000 nails.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:29 am
so true...lol @ greeny, good idea
SteveFurlong - June 22, 2012, 6:08 pm
5L for truth. (Actually, my wife is not at all vain or silly about such things. I lucked out.)
Greeny - June 22, 2012, 5:17 pm
This one's going on the bathroom mirror - 5L


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Solgard

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm

I HATE IT - when a midget tells you "your hair smells nice"

TAGS: nailer midget funny
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:19 pm
Reality Lord - September 7, 2010, 6:31 am

brutal. i love it 5L

BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available

TAGS: booger removal franchise snot fingernails ugly
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by MustyK

NymRod - July 19, 2012, 7:40 pm
[email protected] - September 18, 2009, 4:39 am
I don't know if you noticed, but she's got quite a rack on her.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE UGLY - when a cannibal looks at you and decides to have a salad instead..

TAGS: nailer cannibal ugly
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:03 am
good job... could've picked a better picture, but it's a 5 from me.


TAGS: karma foot nail assholes we know who you are
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 4:07 pm
Thanks...I guess t safe to try that then
ardin - August 28, 2009, 4:04 pm
It's not painful but it bleeds alot if you don't put pressure on it.
Laughling - June 28, 2009, 1:37 pm
DAMMIT that is shocking when that happens to me. not realy that painful

THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled

NAIL GUNS - easy on the trigger now.

BAT WITH NAILS - When arguments *really* need to be settled

TAGS: bat nails arguments settle tools
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by RnR

Catnap - June 4, 2009, 1:03 pm
Looks like Halo 3 spike grenade.
Sean - April 18, 2009, 1:31 pm
I prefer run-away with stealth.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 3:55 am
bat with nails is good, but I prefer gun with bullets.

LADY DEATHSTRIKE - When making love...It's probably not a good idea to ask her to scratch your back.

TAGS: finger nails
Rating: 4.06/5

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Stormhawk - June 14, 2010, 7:39 pm
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, but alas, it got shredded. All of the above twas by the Mrs.
familyghost - April 14, 2010, 1:31 am
Kelly Hu with adimantium claws... Hmmm... I'd die a happy happy nerd at least.

SMOKEY THE BEAR - Every time his wife gets hot he puts her out with a shovel..



TAGS: langston hughes nailed it
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

AudioStalker - March 20, 2010, 6:36 pm
This has so much truth in it...
Sean - January 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
Love it. Excellent. Too bad voting five on it would take too much ef
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 3:22 am
aint it the truth tho
Derek - January 19, 2010, 3:29 pm
An observed phenomenon. Super depressed of people are less likely to commit suicide than very depressed people.
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 10:21 am
Excellent 5L


I'M A SMART ASS - I can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is..

HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please

NAIL BITING - A bad habit, but totally acceptable when you're this hawt.


TAGS: perspective turtle snail wheee
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by hermit57

coldinjected - January 30, 2011, 1:31 pm
Hmmm. Still bored.
hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 7:35 pm
Oh yes, by the way, just because I used the word "perspective" doesn't mean this isn't my "own work". You can get "free to the public" photos on line. I used composites of my favorites to re-create an old joke. Therefore the work is mine.
hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 7:12 pm
Whaaaaa! Whaaa! Coldinjected hurt my feelings! Not. "Wheee" is how the snail pronounced his own personal glee and, therefore does not fall under proper grammar "laws". Notice how I spelled "grammar" properly. So there will be no poster correcting.
coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:31 am
Just to clarify "Whee" is the word. "Wee..." would be the sound. That's the literature take. I'm still investigating.
coldinjected - January 28, 2011, 10:28 am
"HEADS UP", "Weeeee" is in the urban dictionary in the context you used. "Wheeeee", is not. Better luck next time Grammer Nazi. Poster makes sense. You defined Perspective. I'd like to see your own work sometime. Happy poster correcting!!


TAGS: infatuation puppy love lassie get your damn toenails trimmed
Rating: 3.53/5

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LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:39 am
Momma needs to go buy more peanut butter.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
Zed - December 6, 2009, 5:44 pm
*blink-blink* Dude, that's just... WRONG.

Road Rage -

JUST WONDERING - If they get divorced are they still brother and sister?

TAGS: nailer redneck divorce
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:48 am
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Either way, someone's loosing a trailer!
forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:19 am
funny idea, but i really don't like this bad shopped pictures. 3L
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:04 am
Funny! Now, just stop loading the queue with a lot of half-hearted posters, and stick to the great ones... you don't have to submit everything you think of. Be your own critic first. 5L


TAGS: aprchallenge fingernails
Rating: 4.06/5

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CANADA - April 14, 2010, 2:30 pm
I find long nails nasty

SOME PEOPLE - leave a mark on the world others leave a stain..

Jesus loves me -

TAGS: i think i nailed it he could not move afterwards motifayk
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Thedge - October 26, 2014, 12:12 pm
For Pete's sake...
motifayk - October 24, 2014, 7:37 am
For the love of God.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 1:57 am
The Passion of Christ?


TAGS: snail stick
Rating: 2.39/5

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OMGWTFBBQ - March 20, 2009, 9:15 pm
*Sigh* I might be able to enjoy this more,if only I wasn't a snail pedophile.Oh well,*fap* *fap* *fap*
Signe - February 13, 2009, 10:21 am
As a rule, I don't like "double captioning" this way... But there's just something aboradle (my spelling is amsomer than yours) about this pic!
Ba-nini - November 16, 2008, 7:14 pm

NEW BATTERY POWERED NAIL GUN - Real cool! Now just getting the wife to hold up the drywall for you might be a challenge.

TAGS: 100 nail clip included
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

shadow87 - December 26, 2011, 9:08 am
Where can i get me one of those?!?!?!?!?!
Neener - October 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
That pic is sweet!

WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you are doing everything just right ...

TAGS: nails back doing just right
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:22 am
True that, Budog. 5L
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:08 pm
Very good ... except for the text and copyright symbol on the image.



TAGS: christians jesus cross nails agnostic
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GrofVuil - August 31, 2009, 3:46 pm
true. i would like to abort them.
Lena - August 19, 2009, 10:13 pm
Some christians can be so mean sometimes I know. lol
Rollseyes - August 6, 2009, 12:33 pm
Yeah... making fun of Christians is sooooooo clever. So is hate-speech.
Nero - February 18, 2009, 10:43 pm
Hahahaha! Excellent! Very witty, Ron.


I TOLD ED - that I thought we took too much acid but he said we didn't

PLAYING FETCH - I give him credit...it took him 5 days, but he came back

TAGS: snails
Rating: 4.44/5

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NAILED FINGERS - Leading cause of temporary turrets syndrome since the invention of the hammer.

TAGS: fingernails assignment
Rating: 4.18/5

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pieman - April 14, 2010, 1:55 pm
Yes that would be correct, and don't call me Shirley.
5butjam - April 14, 2010, 1:35 pm
Pardon my obnoxiousness, surely Tourette's syndrome?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 12:21 pm
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice one pie, i will totally vouch for this poster. 5 bustednails for you

FINGERNAILS - When advertising goes too far

TAGS: fingernail advertising
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 10:15 am
not really, but then I was turning to the right when I first read it. turning to the left, now I do
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 10:11 am
Anyone else think of nascar when they see this?
pzykosiz - April 13, 2010, 8:54 pm
thanks spacedog.
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 8:16 pm
HA! Cause when you see a 360 pound woman riding her scooter in the mall, you naturally want to get close enough to see the little details. 5Ls.


TAGS: never bet on a snail named wrongway lightning
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:09 pm
Hey thanks man. But all the credit -- humor-wise -- goes to the one I bet heavy on ... can you guess which one is Wrongway Lightening? What can I say? I had a tip he (he? "they" acutally, if you know what I mean *cough*) was due.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 3:14 pm
This brilliant piece of work is destined for 2.9!

SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?

FUDGE STRIPES - Not just found in cookies..

WOLVERINE'S MOM - is a badass bitch.

TAGS: nails
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

forseti - December 17, 2010, 6:47 am
NOSE-PICKING : it's fucking dangerous!
pzykosiz - December 17, 2010, 2:21 am
crap. 1L

NORTON - Why would anyone trust their computer to Norton?

GOOD MORNING GIRLS - "I have always wanted to say that"


TAGS: apr 14 fingernails ralph wiggum
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
I love it, nice one Matt!

NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!

I DREAM OF BEAVERS - Ever wonder what they dream about?

fashion diva -

TAGS: nailed it
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:02 am
funny very funny
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 12:00 am
phuk RL 5L'd myself right off the puter chair!
GaryO - July 10, 2014, 10:34 pm
THIS….is ageless fake. From the master.
Greybeard - July 10, 2014, 2:23 am
I'm done making posters for today because I'm LMAO now to much to concentrate...



TAGS: pain jesus nails carpenters hammers screaming
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 8:55 pm
My my, Ron. You seem to have accidentally made a true motivational poster. I don't know if we should be ashamed, or stunned. Perhaps both?

GLOWING FINGERNAILS - Because drawing attention to yourself isn't desperate or anything

TAGS: glowing fingernails attention drawing
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

djinnyf - April 21, 2011, 8:59 pm
Somebody was into nails stuff!!!! xx
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:50 pm
I am still waiting for bioluminescent tattoos.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:28 pm
That explains quite a bit. Thank you.
pzykosiz - April 13, 2010, 11:23 pm
I'm in Australia, it's the 14th already
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Premature assignmet motifakulation!

HE MADE ME AN OFFER - that I couldn't understand..

IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT - When I woke up and noticed her face looked like a glazed donut that confirmed it..

TAGS: nailer donut face funny
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

hootizz - September 7, 2010, 2:49 am
Hey..!! I went out with the same girl.., what was her nickname at college..?? um, 'bavarian creme' if I remember correctly...
forseti - September 7, 2010, 1:31 am
uh, cum on... much more potential ;)


TAGS: cervantes nailed it
Rating: 1.9/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 11:48 pm
That's why they buy raised pick-ups, I hear.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 pm
Old knights don't die, they just can't raise their swords.

FINGERNAILS - the innocent victim of Solitary Confinement

TAGS: fingernails challenge day
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by gil

gil - April 15, 2010, 8:51 am
thanks Sick
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 12:10 am
Nice twist on the challenge Gil 5L


TAGS: fingernail assignment day
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
LMAO! 5 sticky fingers.
BoneCD - April 14, 2010, 4:13 pm
forseti - April 14, 2010, 4:12 pm
WHAT ELSE should this be?!?*puke* ;)




SAN FRANCISCO - I think that's where I left my heart

TAGS: nailer san francisco heart
Rating: 3.86/5

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falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 6:52 pm
Home is where your heart is, am I right?


UNIQUE - You are unique and individual Just like everyone else..

TAGS: nailer unique you think
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

spacedog - September 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
Nice pic.
hootizz - September 7, 2010, 2:52 am
Its about time the 'yellow cab company' updated their fleet...

HOW TO FIND A DESPERATE WOMAN - Short well groomed fingernails with her old boyfriends painted on each nail. Guess what she has been doin. Time to make your move. Giggty!

TAGS: fingernails assignment flicking the bean
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by pieman

Jerk - September 1, 2011, 12:28 pm
i hate you Mr. buzzkillington
vellocent - June 16, 2011, 8:46 pm
Those aren't ex boyfriends, those are famous men. Dali being the most obvious on the left of the screen. She isn't desperate, she is creative.


TAGS: snail on a wet board
Rating: 2.82/5

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Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 2:04 am
Heh. Those damn helmets (yeah, I have one) are really uncomfortable and unwieldly. No good when used with mead horns.
MO - July 26, 2009, 2:00 am
Chew it bitch!!!!
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:58 am
Tinfoil goes on the inside!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:57 am
Got yer hat on RIGHT Harr?????
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 1:55 am
Huh? Gads, this one goes back a bit. Snail Anti-Defamation League's after me now.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:46 am
There's a country song, just waiting......I"d rather be on a slow snail, on a slow train to Winnipeg...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Dare I point out that your beloved Cetacea Cialis isn't even a canadian native?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:42 am
There are NO cepaea nemoralis in Winnipeg. Dufus! *mutters under breath* Ain't no snail dumb enough to go to Winnipeg.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:42 am
Eh&M? Really bad.....but EH what can I saEH???
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:40 am
Somebody's showing off their honorary degree from Winnipeg A&M!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:36 am
Hey I admit it, there is only one thing on this big blue marble that I won't joke about: cepaea nemoralis. I'm sorry, but I make no apologies for that!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:32 am
Never sean...this one. But five slow trains to GA..
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:30 am
This one is great! Stop trying to start a fight, Sean.... ya little sh*t-stirrer!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:29 am
By the by, cepaea nemoralis is the snail world's master of escapes.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:28 am
Yeah yer right, Mo and aggy. I see it now. This Haar guy is really startin' to piss me off!!!!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:27 am
Listen Haar, and listen up good. That's a banded wood snail. You don't joke aboot cepaea nemoralis on my watch mister. Me and cepaea nemoralis go wayyy back. Used to have a few, and then a few hundred, and then twenty or so, as pets when I was a kid.


TAGS: snails goes boom
Rating: 2.64/5

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Sean - March 22, 2009, 11:33 am
Thanks. But I think Elder God Douchebag actually made it. Bye.
Cubbybear - March 22, 2009, 1:07 am
Cool snail Sean

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU - Through The Wrists, Not The Palms

TAGS: nailed
Rating: 2.17/5

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 5:16 pm
People argue the human hand can not support the weight. It can. The wrist however, would cause internal and external bleeding to cause death in a few minutes.

I HAD A DREAM - That I was with the Olsen Twins .. before they were famous ..

TAGS: nailer olsen twins comedy
Rating: 2/5

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rondollins1 - September 23, 2011, 5:41 am
I am speechless. WTF
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:20 pm
WTF? They were famous before they were 2

HOUSE - Cause he didn´t nailed her, he was just high

TAGS: house nail cuddy
Rating: 1.8/5

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Mark - May 18, 2009, 7:30 pm
House is cool. Cuddy is hot. Tunnels = 1

Remember -

If your only tool is a hammer... -

TAGS: hammer mashed nail painful ouch
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:29 am
Grandpa used to try to "save the nail" by taking a small drill bit and drilling through the nail to empty the blood. I don't remember it ever working, though...
Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:29 am
Grandpa used to try to "save the nail" by taking a small drill bit and drilling through the nail to empty the blood. I don't remember it ever working, though...
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:30 pm
Been there more times than I 5Like to remember. Saves a hell of a lot of $ on nail polish though.

EVOLUTION - Motor homes.

TAGS: snails rule the road
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:32 am
Glad they've evolved to having a little more room and get a 5little bit faster speeds...teehee

Escargot -

TAGS: snail
Rating: 4.33/5

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CUBBY... THE MISSUNDERSTOOD GENIUS - Read his unauthorized biography... Learn about his affair with Margret Thatcher Discover his shameful addiction!

TAGS: cubby day yea bio nailed margret thatcher
Rating: 4.23/5

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Chef - June 10, 2010, 1:32 am
Yeah... she told me about it... I don't blame you, power is a strong aphrodisiac... probably not that strong, but still...
Cubbybear - June 10, 2010, 1:24 am
Maggie's one dirty old bird
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
did she tea your crumpets cubby?
Cubbybear - June 9, 2010, 10:15 pm
BTW...Maggie was a one night stand!
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
I didn't know Cubby was british? I thought he was Hawaiian....and a fan of anime
Cubbybear - June 9, 2010, 8:52 pm
An autograph copy for you...5/5


TAGS: nail wall toothpick toe
Rating: 4.08/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2013, 9:17 am
Dang, I felt that one



TAGS: hate beauty nails delusional rerun
Rating: 3.94/5

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Ouisa - February 23, 2011, 3:48 am
Ummm....how does she wipe her ass???

THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH - She can scratch what itches.

ENDLESS LOVE - Ray and Stevie playing a set..


TAGS: wolferine fingernails
Rating: 3.59/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 9:34 am
There would be a lot of nosebleed if he was. I like X-Men and specially Wolverine, but seriously: would you say, it's lion-hearted to take every possible battle, if you can't die?!? I think about that for a long time... ;)


TAGS: digby the banded wood snail maybe its the wood part
Rating: 2.91/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 6:21 pm
LMAO!!! Should've saved that comment for Friday.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 6:20 pm
Lift off in 2333 ... 2332 ... 2331
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 6:19 pm
5 snail trails!

SUNSET - She didn't make the sunset She made it better..

TAGS: nailer sunset beauty
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:22 pm
Where was this taken? The gulf of mexico?


WEDDING NIGHT - When her future husband said he was going to nail her, she definitely wasn't expecting this.

TAGS: nailed
Rating: 2.63/5

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rerun - April 19, 2010, 8:02 pm

but I love getting married out of the tribe.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:01 pm
See? This is why rerun is on his 7th marriage... stop getting engaged to christians!

BIBLICAL TYPO - The Apple and the Snake

TAGS: biblical typo apple snake snail serpent rnr
Rating: 2.05/5

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aPauling - August 11, 2008, 3:06 pm
Moses should have used spellcheck.

Speed -

His Job -

TAGS: nailedit hearse
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 13, 2017, 4:07 pm
HAHAHAHA! As long as that's not 6 feet across.... ^!!!!!

Action! -

Speed Kills -

TAGS: turtle tortoise snail animals speed
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

rerun - December 8, 2015, 7:40 pm

reminds me of the 1st time I took a quaalude
GaryO - December 7, 2015, 10:14 pm
JesusWept - December 7, 2015, 10:53 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - December 7, 2015, 10:41 am
LOL! I hear this a lot going thru canyons n stuff! What if that is a full grown 20-30 lb turtle? 5 L!

Baby On Board -


TAGS: slug snail rock
Rating: 3.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 25, 2015, 1:56 pm
Awe5ome! They should all get together and perform at a concert called, "SlugFest".

Nail to the head -